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Bizarre Questions – Part Two

It’s now the turn of my lady followers, of which there are many.  They don’t seem to converse with female escorts on the same level that they chat to me.  They like my recipe ideas, they seem to like my open nature and they are genuinely fascinated but they also ask some bizarre questions at times.

I am always amazed why these ladies would follow me, some even live very very nearby to my home.  I was just chatting to a follower a few nights ago about electric cars and she’s only six miles away in Low Fell, just south of the city centre.  That amused me.  So what bizarre things do my lady folks ask me ……

Are The Clients Gay – No they’re not, 95% of the men that I see are married, some of whom didn’t have an opportunity to be in a relationship with another man because of the era they were born in, social and work pressures or their fear of coming out to their family.  Some are genuinely bisexual, some are just greedy.  One thing is for sure, none of them would ever leave their partners / wife under any circumstances.  Some get to 40 and want to experience sex with another bloke.

I Worry About Your Safety – Yes, my female followers come out with this quite a lot.  I am quite sensible.  I insist that every new client phones me (regulars can just text), I don’t take appointments from certain members of the community, nor drunks or men who sound off their nut on cocaine.  I won’t accept an appointment with a gentleman with little or no English as it’s too difficult and they can never understand or find my home.

How Do You Fit Everything In – I sometimes wonder that myself, so it’s not really a bizarre question.  I hold down a full time job but I do have an employee who works for me 10-15 hours a week helping with book keeping.  I am awake at 6am every morning and can still be seeing clients at midnight.  I have a strict work ethic and no one has ever handed me anything on a plate.  I have to work for everything I have.

It Must Be Hard Having A Relationship Then – Nope, I am married …. to a man, he knows and he’s not around a lot of the time.  He’s my best friend and he supported me immensely during my very bad illness last year, when I nearly died.  He’s Scots and splits his time between Edinburgh and Newcastle, at my convenience.  I also go on holiday with him 2-3 times a year.  We’ve known each other for 23 years.

Are The Men All Camp – Nope, my standard daytime clients are retired guys,  travelling reps, Mr White Van Man.  I see heating engineers, builders, delivery men, taxi drivers, chauffeurs even a bloke who works in a local bank on the counter taking your money who has a 8″ butt plug stuck up his arse all day whilst he serves you.  Bet that one opened your eyes.  I heard you gasp !!!  My evening crowd are executives in hotels, guys on stag trips at weekends and when Newcastle are playing away, I am chockablock because they all say to you “their wife” …. I am just popping down the pub to watch the match.  You’re never going to suspect that he might be giving me a good shafting before he gets there or after the match.  Away Games become Gay Games.  I used to see a guy who works for a very famous bread company who used to deliver around the corner at my local shops.  He could park the van there and do their delivery to the shop at lunch time and walk over to mine, quick fumble and and off because the GPS wouldn’t show him deviating off his route – TRUE STORY.

Do They Prefer Your Blow Jobs Then – Well let’s put it this way, most come back again and again and again and again and again.   Did you know that most clients who visit a gay male or female escort mention the lack of oral sex at home as their main reason for visiting someone like me.  It’s the top reason.  The second most important reason with a gay escort is anal sex.  Straight men are obsessed with it, mainly because of porn.

My Husband Would Never Book A Gay Escort – Hmmm, you reckon.  The men I see are people you’d never expect to book a gay male escort.  They’re VERY married and someone like me saves more marriages that I could ever spoil.  I keep your home life happy.  I am the person you know nothing about who will never email, text or call him.  It’s purely a financial arrangement.

Bet You’ve Seen Famous People – I have yes.  I see a very well known actor, who visits me whenever he’s up this way filming.  A little funny story I always tell clients is a guy that I seen one Thursday about 6 or 7 years ago and he was staying in Newcastle overnight.  He booked to see me at 2pm and ran late, he needed to get the train to Darlington at 5pm so he was about to cancel. I said no, come in a taxi as planned and I will take you to the mainline station for 5pm. I dropped him at the station and he gave me a £20 tip for my trouble.  That night, I put Question Time on at 10.45pm and he was on the panel !!!!!!!!

No Kids, No Commitments, So What Do You Spend Your Money On – My lady followers ask me this a lot.  Well for there just being me most of the week, a dog and three cats, I spend in excess of £100 a week on shopping for us.  I like nice things, I like lovely food and I treat my cats and my little dog like royalty.  I also go on luxury holidays to nice places, I have a posh car, a very very posh house in a nice area. I like a nice bottle of wine every night when I think the clients may be finished for the evening.  I also know that I have a shelf life so I will shag as many men as I possibly can before I retire and when I do retire I will have made enough money to be comfortable for the rest of my life.  I did that, just me.  I made it happen.

You’ve Been Around 18 Years – Are You Not Sick Of It – No, I used to be the fuck about the bed escort, then I became the Gentleman Escort (that I am now).  I am no longer skinny.  I have a rugby belly, beard and I am very masculine. I have tried to lose a few pounds and when I did, my regulars didn’t like it.  So I stay at around 15 stone which is perfect for me as I am big lad.   In a few years I will re-invent myself and become a Daddy type escort.  I will stop escorting when the phone stops ringing.  I can easily work as an escort for another 10 years.  I am busier in 2019 then I was in 2009 but I am good at marketing myself and staying grounded.  The money the men pay me doesn’t go up my nose and I am 100% reliable.  I never let people down unless it’s totally unavoidable (like ending up in hospital last year).

£100 Is A Lot Of Money That Comes Out Of A Family Household Budget – It is yes but I am worth every penny, I am not cheap and your husband is paying for total discretion, someone who publishes their HIV results and who will never contact him.  Guys are in cycles ….. once a fortnight, once a month, once a quarter, once a year.  I have about 30 clients in a once every six month cycle, they visit twice a year and they fit in around a guy I see once a fortnight.  So his sanity might only cost your household income £200 a year.  I see about 4 new clients every week, 2 or 3 of them will come back but it might not be for 3 years.  A lot of my clients don’t even live in the area.  Living so close to the A1 is a godsend for work

So there you have it – the questions the ladies ask

Hope you enjoyed it.

Steve x


Bizarre Questions – Part One

I am universally liked by straight men who want to shag me and straight woman who follow my daily life on their phone.  It’s quite unusual that the women that love my posts online are the same women whose husbands could visit me on a regular basis.

About eight years ago, one of my followers asked me if I could be honest with her, she had followed me for about 12 months and she still does today.  She offered to send me her husbands phone number and asked if I would check to see if he was a client as he came to Newcastle regularly on business and she suspected that he had sexual relations with other men.  I refused and she totally respected my decision.  To do so would break my oath of confidence with a client.  I simply can’t do that.

What do clients like to ask ……………… everything

How Many Men – I remember once having a guy ask me (after he had swallowed) how many men I’d had sex with.  I said……… probably over 10,000.  He then had a coronary and asked if I was clean.  Oh yes, I have an HIV text every month or so.  What went in your mouth was as fresh as Zoflora.  I then added …. “I’ve been a sex worker for nearly two decades, how many men did you think I would have had sex with …. one hundred”.

Knock Off – I get asked “What time do you knock off”.  I never knock off.  Do you ring your solicitor during a divorce and say “Could you do my child maintenance when you get home please”.  Yes………….. I never knock off.  Any sexual liaison with me is chargeable.

Discount – I am new …….. “Could I have a discount on my first appointment as that would show willing on your part and I will become regular”.  Become regular and you can discuss a discount with me, many guys have already done so and I always listen to their request. If you are new, you pay full price.

I am Clean – So …. “Can I fuck you bareback”.  You might be clean but do you know if I am (yes I am but that’s not the point).

Female Friend – I get this once a month “I have this female friend and she wants to watch me getting fucked by you, so can I bring her along” – This means – I book a female escort regularly and if I pay her to come to yours can she watch you fuck me. Hmmm …….. It’s always NO and how do I know this ….. the female escort usually texts and asks me about it.

I’ve Never Had Cock – I get the dildos out and he can’t feel the first three.  “Is it in” …………. yes they do say that.

I’ve Never Booked A Gay Escort Before – Oh so that’s why I seen you in 2005 or was that your twin.

I Live Nearby – You Won’t Tell Anyone – No ……… I don’t take a parcel from the postman and say ….. him at 26, can you pop his watch back as you’re passing, he left it when he left in a hurry after spunking all over my duvet.

I Can’t Call You As It’s A Work Phone – Oh ok,  but they’re ok with the texts, I take it.  If you’re a gas engineer and visiting my house, why would my number cause suspicion unless you called it 100 times in 3 days.

My Wife Doesn’t Understand Me – Here’s why ….. Your arse has clingons, you have fag smell on your fingers and why, when you go in the shower can you not pull back your foreskin.  I love Gorgonzola …. just not at 10am.

……… and finally my favourite

Is Your Place Discreet – No ……. there’s this fuck off neon sign in my window saying “Steve’s Open”.  Of course it’s discreet FFS, you are visiting me, it’s you that has to be discreet.  This gets me every time.

My Married Lady Followers – Bizarre Questions to follow in the next post ……………………………………….



New HIV Test & Why

Hello Everyone

Hey back on the blog again, I forget about it you know and it’s actually built into my website, so I should make more use of it.  I decided, after the Daryll story that I was way overdue an HIV test.  My last one was, I thought, 3 or 4 months ago but when I looked this morning, it was last January but I had not done anything silly anyway, it’s mainly for the peace and mind of clients.

My results came back this morning and they were negative, once again.  I have had over 90 HIV tests over the years.  I have now lost track on how many HIV tests I have had never mind how many men I have had.  It’s better to be safe than sorry.

Most men in the UK are not HIV positive anyway and if you have penetrative sex with a man with HIV and he ejaculates inside your arse, you have a around a 1.4 chance in 100 of falling victim to the disease.  Oral sex is negligible.  Even for penetrative sex it’s quite low.  Having unsafe sex with a man on antiretroviral medication with an undetectable status will not pass on the virus at all, however he could pass on other nasties like HPV, Syphilis and Gonorrhoea.

The most important thing about sex work is keeping your client safe.  This means regular checks, way and above what a normal member of the public would do and publishing your results for everyone to see, which is what I do.

Stay safe

My HIV result is shown below (click on the picture for a larger view)

hiv july 2019 b

hiv july 2019 a

Daryll Rowe – The Man Who Infected Men With HIV On Purpose – I Was Nearly A Victim

Daryll Rowe 

Timeline – May 2015

You might recall a few years ago, an article in the press and on the national news about a man from Edinburgh who infected numerous gay men with HIV over an extended period of time.  His crimes mainly happened in Edinburgh, Brighton and Newcastle and he had contacted me on a number of occasions in May 2015 to make an appointment.

Daryll Rowe appeared out of nowhere and started chatting to me on my sex worker twitter account @stevegayescort and yes he was chatty, charming and quite witty.  He had a cat and he would share pictures of her and check in with me most days during that month.  On various occasions during that month he made a number of enquiries with me about an appointment, usually by direct message, telling me he might come down Friday after work for a few hours, or he would ask what was I doing on Sunday.  Just general chitty chat things.  Nothing was untoward about him but there were pictures on his account of him having unprotected anal sex with other men.  This is none of my business and there is no guarantee that anyone’s pictures are genuine.  The amount of times I have seen my pictures online or been told they’re on Grindr is enough to come to that conclusion.  People nick pictures and pass them off as themselves.

Late May 2015 he posted a picture of his cat, I liked it and then didn’t hear anything more from him.  He had said once again he might come and visit me on Sunday.  Looking back, he also asked loads and loads of questions about escort work.  He would ask what I did with clients, how much I could expect to earn each month, what sort of men I would normally see.  I never thought much of it at the time until last weekend.  Anyway, I went online to message him about the Sunday and noticed he was no longer following me, so I couldn’t send him a direct message but also noticed that the 200 odd people he was following had all gone.  He had unfollowed everyone.  Oh well the end of an era and I never gave him another thought.

November 2017

I became aware of an ongoing trial about a man who had infected other men, on purpose with HIV, I had read about it but to be honest I didn’t take very much notice of it, if any.  It was just something on the news and I kept thinking how awful it must have been for those men.

February / March 2018

A chance conversation with a friend in the pub brought up Daryll Rowe, this was by someone who knows that I have sexual liaisons with men for money.  He asked me if I got regularly tested and I said yes and he said, oh “that guy was arrested in the Northumbria Police area somewhere, he was a good looking 27 year old hairdresser from Edinburgh who went on the run to Brighton in the summer of 2015 and a year later was found nearby here after infecting a lot of men“.  I felt sick, I got my phone and googled him.  I did not associate Edinburgh with this guy, all I knew from the bits of news snippets I seen on TV and online was that a guy in Brighton made accusations about him to the police.  It didn’t register with me that it could be the same person.

I posted about my findings on my twitter account at the time and my followers were quite shocked.  The man on twitter, who never gave a name to me was Daryll Rowe.  I don’t usually ask anyone’s name but I had pictures of him.  The police reports said that in April 2015 he found out he was HIV positive and immediately started infecting men on purpose.  He opened his twitter account in May 2015 and immediately targeted me, disappearing in late May when he knew complaints were being made about him in Scotland.  Please keep this paragraph in mind for later on in this story.

July 2019

Last weekend, I was was online chatting to a lady I follow called Darcy and we got chatting about the Terrence Higgins Trust and I was saying how I felt they were an irresponsible organisation and she mentioned a documentary on the BBC about a man in Edinburgh who had infected many many many men over the course of two years.  I said to her “he wasn’t good looking, 28 and a hairdresser by any chance”.  Yes that’s him, she said………  She then mentioned he was caught in Newcastle, which I knew about but what I didn’t know about was the next bit.  When he was caught, he was advertising on an escort website for clients and the police had been scouring escort adverts looking for him, they obviously must have known that he was doing some sort of escort work and ….bingo ….. they found him.  He was living with a vulnerable man under an assumed name of Gary Cole somewhere in and around Newcastle.  I did not know about the escort connection until last weekend.  Again I was shocked.

Looking back to May 2015, Daryll asked me on a number of occasions if I lived with anyone or worked with another escort.  I now believe that he was planning a move to Newcastle and was trying to groom me for somewhere to stay or he was trying to work out how many men he could infect and be paid for the privilege.  He asked a lot of questions about escort work, how close I was to the city, how many clients I could expect and 12 months later, guess what he was doing in and around Newcastle.  It now worries me about how many men he could have infected here never mind anywhere else.

Seeing my post last weekend, an acquaintance of mine who used to be an escort in Newcastle and now lives in London sent me a message.  He too had been contacted by Daryll whilst he was actively trying to infect men.  It didn’t go anywhere between them either.  We were both lucky.

Daryll is now in prison on a life sentence with a minimum term of 12 years.  He’s got another 10 years to go

Updated 11th July 2019

I have spoken to my liaison officer at Northumbria Police today (yes the police are lovely with sex workers) and if you have had intimate contact with Daryll Rowe please call 101 and ask for Northumbria Police or your own local force, but Northumbria have been made aware of this again over the last few days.  If you feel that you need to speak to an officer without contacting them directly or you are nervous about doing so then please email me at and I will pass your details onto a trusted police officer who will speak to you directly.

Please take the time to read the online documentary about it and the full documentary is available on the BBC iPlayer.  If you think you have been in contact with Daryll in Newcastle or anywhere else for that matter please contact your nearest sexual health clinic and inform the police.  There are sure to be many more cases out there.

BBC Online Documentary –BBC Online Documentary Link
BBC iPlayer – BBC iPlayer Link

New Feedback 21st June 2019

This was emailed to me and related to an appointment on Friday 21st June at 4pm


I live just south of Leeds and found myself in Newcastle for the day and finished my meetings early.  Had 3 hours to waste so phoned Steve and he was available.  He’s been on my “to see” list for a long time but I rarely venture north but I have come across him dozens of times online and on his twitter account.  Next thing I knew I was on the Metro to Regent Centre and 40 minutes after my initial call I was at his home.

Brilliant ground floor apartment, massive bed, proper massage table, walk in shower that could fit a group of blokes and a good looking bloke to boot.

Steve is very tall and well built, great hairy chest, rugby belly and firm legs but the big prize is his butt which many 20 year olds would be mighty jealous of and it was totally smooth and hair free too.  Something I really did appreciate.  I can never understand how a bloke can be clean with a hairy arse crack.  Some men are into it but I can tell you now, I am not one of them.  Steve had a pair of shorts on and underneath was a fitted jockstrap which gave me an immediate hard on.

Great appointment.  I didn’t manage to last the whole hour so Steve offered a ten minute massage before my taxi was due to take me back to the station.  Quick shower and I was ready to go.

If you are in Newcastle, visiting Newcastle or passing through, he’s one to see.

Unlikely to be back for a while as I don’t tend to visit Newcastle much but he made a stressful day that little bit brighter.

A Rise In Male / Female Couple Enquiries

Is there something in the water because during November / December and already a couple of times this month, I have received enquiries to entertain a straight couple, one which I was nearly caught out with a few nights ago and would have been unaware of, had she not grabbed the phone during the conversation.

I seem to have a tough time telling them that I am gay, they seem to think that because I work in the sex industry then all forms of sex will be acceptable to me.  I have never had a sexual encounter with a woman but I have done a number of male / female appointments in the past.  All but one couple have been a disaster and the thought of such a liaison makes me shudder.

It’s fair to say that my twitter account is a broad mix of men and women.  Many women (and some men) are intrigued about this chosen career and remember, I didn’t just wake up and decide I would suck some cock for a living, I stumbled on this by accident and seen it as a way to get qualified in my other profession without racking up any kind of debt, plus the hours are flexible and it’s very well paid.  I also enjoy it.  I don’t do anyone any harm and it’s 100% consensual.

I still see one straight couple, they live in Northumberland but they visit me once every month or so for an hour.  They are here no longer than 20 minutes.  She never touches me.  I have to ejaculate into his mouth, he spits it on her arse and shags her up then bum with my semen.  I am completely clear of any sexually transmitted diseases and they can do what they want with it, it’s none of my business.  They do this as a fantasy thrill because they come to see me in a taxi (who waits around the corner for 20 minutes) then meet two of their friends for dinner and drinks.  The friends are Devout Christians and they get off on being thoroughly filthy, knowing that whilst their friends are having a perrier water with their meal, they’ve just used a sex workers jizz as lube up her other end.  It’s what they like to do and we’ve done this exact same appointment about eight times a year for about five years.  It’s not harming anyone and it spices up their sex life.  I don’t however see any other couples.

I stopped seeing couples after a bad experience in Consett.  I used to see a guy regularly at his home in a village called Ebchester.  He was nice enough but one night he asked for us to have some fun in the garden.  Their house isn’t overlooked and backs onto fields so I agreed.  During the encounter, the kitchen light was switched on and I noticed that a woman was washing her hands in the kitchen sink.  I got spooked and went inside when the coast was clear, only to find her in stockings sat on the sofa with one of my sex toys inserted into her unmentionable bits.  I was set up by them.  I collected my bag and asked her to keep the dildo.  I didn’t really want it anymore.  I returned the payment as I left.

Similarly, I don’t see transexuals, I have nothing against anyone transexual whatsoever, it just doesn’t do anything for me.  I don’t mind guys turning up in their wives stockings or panties but I have had a trans person turn up at my front door in full clothing and I didn’t find it discreet.  I wasn’t happy.

I have no idea what this rise in male / female couples is all about.  I certainly never used to get many enquiries of this nature as it would normally be one enquiry per year, but just to make it clear, I am happy to see straight guys, I am just not happy to see couples.


Glad To Be Back To Normal

I was so pleased to open my emails to find a few advanced appointments in.  It looks like guys were sitting at their desktop last night planning their schedules for the next couple of weeks.

It was a very quiet Christmas.  From 24th to the 31st December, I only seen a few guys, nothing like I have had in recent years, however December itself was the busiest I have ever had in all of the years I have been involved in sex work.  I was run off my feet in the two weeks before Santa came to visit.

Things are settling down now and getting back to normal.  The roadworks are back on Great North Road, the queues of traffic are building up from 7.30am and I am hoping that my daytime Mr White Van Man crowd will be back as normal from today, now that everyone is getting back into their routine.

Here’s to a sexy January.


Happy New Year

Happy New year Everyone.

I am around most days for the next few months with a more or less clear calendar until Mid- March so don’t hesitate to call me if you wish to make advance plans to visit me.


How To Make An Appointment – A Bit Of New Year Fun

Let’s start 2019 with a blog about how make an escorting appointment, a really good successful one that won’t disappoint.  I’ve tried to make it humorous whilst keeping it factual and yes the last section is what guys say to us and how we interpret them.

The Research

Read the profile, a good escort will give you as much information about themselves and what they expect of you.  None of us wish for you to waste your hard earned money on an appointment that will disappoint.

If it says outcalls only, it means they will have to visit you.  It doesn’t mean outdoors and it doesn’t mean car sex.  If it says no gentlemen under 25, it means no gentlemen under 25, it doesn’t mean you’ll see gentlemen under 25.

If an escort profile states that they don’t smoke, it is not usually an indicator that you can visit them and then ask to smoke.  Believe me, they ask !!!!

The Initial Contact

If the profile states “No text messages or withheld calls” it doesn’t mean send me 15 texts, drip fed with one word questions expecting an immediate reply, nor does it mean I will answer the phone on the eighth repeated withheld call for a laugh.  Don’t send texts with lots of “???????????” at the end when we don’t reply within a millisecond.  Somehow or other, it tends to lead to a phone number block.  We’ve no idea why.

Try not to start your opening sentence with “Details” or “Do you do cheap appointments” as it tends to annoy the recipient of the call.  It’s not a great start to an intimate liaison if the guy telephoning you expects 100% of your commitment and time for just 75% of the published rates.

If an escort asks you where you are coming from, when visiting them, it’s not a request for your home address, it’s so they can tell you, or text you more accurate directions, especially if they live on a one way system or major road network.  If you call at the very last minute and require a short notice appointment, we usually ask this question to judge how much time we have left to get prepared.  There’s nothing sinister in it.  Guys often ask “Why do you need to know this”, it’s simple, because in my case, a guy coming from Darlington will be 40 minutes away, a guy coming from Morpeth will be 15 minutes away so as I said, there’s nothing sinister in it.

Don’t ask if you can have a discount as a first time client.  Many escorts reward discounts for loyalty, not to entice you off the street.

When discussing their incall location, the words “Is it discreet” usually amuse most sex workers and masseurs.  Yes………. it’s discreet, none of us have a neon sign in the living room window and remember, it’s you that needs to be discreet, especially if you are visiting us, we have to live here or maintain an apartment in relative secrecy to ensure that our neighbours don’t suspect anything or have concerns in the community.

If you text half dozen different times but never make an appointment, it’s likely that your text messages will be ignored.   I am sure that our phones get just as fed up with the same numbers asking the same questions that they asked a fortnight ago.  If you make an advanced appointment for a week on Tuesday at 11am, need to cancel and forget to tell us, you’ll be most likely ignored in future as we may have turned down other guys who would have attended.

You may be asked to supply a deposit for an outcall as a first time client. It’s not intended as a means of entrapment, it’s sole intention is to determine who is and who is not a genuine client.  I offer a deposit scheme using a business bank account that doesn’t mention me or my name, a paypal account, the offer of purchasing me an amazon gift voucher or a totally anonymous cash payment at a paypoint outlet for a mobile phone top up, which has no trace to anyone whatsoever, all for a nominal fee of £10, which is deducted from the final price.

The Appointment

Most sex work professionals will supply everything needed for the appointment, this includes massage oil, lubricant, condoms, shower gel, towels and almost anything else that their service advertises.  All you usually need to do is turn up or answer the hotel or your front door.

Personally, I never ask clients any personal details, not even their name.  I have never ever asked a client for his first name never mind his surname.  I have no physical need to know your name, therefore you don’t need to know our personal details unless you were booking airline tickets or a hotel reservation for us.

No ….. we don’t have another number, well we do, we might have another two numbers but one might be for family or for work and friends.  Do we need a second number for you.  No, so you don’t need ours.

Words You Use & What They Mean To Us

The last escort I seen never stopped clockwatching = I regularly go over time and don’t expect to pay more

The last guy I seen was £20 cheaper = Best check the payment at the end as it could be short

Can I bring along another escort = Can I bring along someone I met on a sex site and us both have an appointment with you for the same price

I’ve left my wallet in the car = I am about to leave without paying

Have you been in any porn = Can I suggest filming this on my phone for me to wank over later

How many guys do you see a week = If you’re not busy I can ask for cheaper next time

Have you got a partner or looking for one = A couple of drinks sometime and free sex would be nice

You are really hot and I have fantasised about this for month = As soon as I have cum I need to get back to work

Hope you enjoyed the blog and I hope to see lots of you in 2019

Happy New Year




The Blog of 2018

I am a bit posh you know, I am not what you think a gay male sex worker would be and don’t be afraid to call me “a bit of rent” because I do hire myself out to anyone with the cash, who is respectful and pleasant on the phone, in their email exchanges or in their personal chit chat with me on social media.

I am very pro-brexit, I don’t worry about it insulting remain voters who may wish to book an appointment with me because I am not unpleasant about remainers, I stand up for my principles and many remain clients that I have met in 2018 have said that my belief in Brexit is an endearing quality because I have stood by what I believe in and never faultered.  I am never rude to the public on twitter over Brexit.  Celebrities and Politicians are fair game.

The year 2018 has been my most difficult yet.  I nearly died on one occasion, last January and I had to have an operation in the summer with a 75% chance of survival.  I had to make a decision to have an operation under full anaesthetic with the risk that I would not wake up at the other end of it.  I was given 24 hours to think about it.  It was that serious.  I hope that most you never have to make that decision.  I also had to put my financial affairs in order, make a new will, I had to speak to friends and relatives about my four cats and my dog and I had to basically decide where I was in life, where I needed to be right at that moment and what life changing decisions I would have to make, should I wake up and realise it had not gone according to plan.

I had a 45% chance of having to have a stoma bag and it was not temporarily, it was for life.  I had to have discussions with the stoma nurse about how this would change my life from that moment onwards and that probability was high and would have meant that I would have had to retire from escort work indefinitely.  I signed my operation consent form in July when the operation was originally supposed to be scheduled however my bowel was so heavily diseased that I was sent home on strong drugs to see if they could save the remainder of my bowel which was healthy.  I had two perforations and six small tumours which had not turned to cancer at this stage.  We didn’t know any of this until 2018 and the tumours were discovered by chance.

I semi-retired from escort work in July 2018 after learning about the tumours.  I was told on Thursday 19th July about them after a camera examination a fortnight earlier.  On the 20th July at 5pm I was admitted into hospital for further tests and an operation on Tuesday 24th July.  They wanted to do the further tests over the weekend when the hospital was quiet and had very few out patients. I was assigned a side cubicle so I could not be contaminated by any other patients over that weekend. On Monday 23rd July they decided that they couldn’t operate as my chance of death had gone to over 50%, I was at a 35% risk of a full blood transfusion and it was all a bit of a mess.  My bowel was so heavily inflamed and diseased that an operation would run the risk of me losing the entire bowel itself.  On that Monday I was given a re-admittance letter for Monday 20th August 2018 at 7am.

I didn’t see any guys in those four weeks, I had already told everyone I was going to be taking a break anyway and it complicated matters, I had only told a very small group of people who I have known for a lot of years and I had taken sick leave in my other job.

To finish this little chapter, I woke up at 7pm on Monday 20th August and they’d managed to sew my two healthy bits of bowel together.  I’d had ONE inch to play with but I was warned that I would never be as lucky again and that the tumours had also been removed.  I would be under observation for a number of years to come but they caught this before I had developed bowel cancer.

After six weeks off I started to get back to normal.  I was in hospital for 10 days after my operation and I needed to try and get back into the swing of things.  I had saved, saved and saved for months before the operation.  What had started as a hospital admittance with stomach pains last January ended up being a life changing operation.

My first appointment back was a nightmare.  I was so upset.  He was a regular client, lovely to speak to, lovely to see, good looking about 55 years old and when he phoned one evening, I agreed to see him but I explained that I had a wound that was difficult to heal, 4 puncture wounds and a large wound that was fully healed (where they chucked it all out of).  I said that everything worked fine however he was not allowed to bounce up and down on my cock and there was a chance that I could not get hard but that I had many many toys available and he was fine about it.  The appointment went great and I did get hard but then at the end he asked for a discount in light of my operation wounds.  My confidence fell dramatically.  He did pay the full fee in the end and he did apologise by text later that night but I seen him on that basis and he used it as an opportunity to try and save £20.  Had he not ejaculated in the appointment then I could have been more open to this request but if you were happy to attend, we did everything as discussed and you cum ………… then there’s no need to be a dick !!!!!

I decided not to see anyone else for another month.

In November, I returned to escort work full time.  I am not fully recovered, I have temperatures once every few days because things get stuck and I am on loads of medication which successfully controls everything.  I take the medication at 10pm hence my self imposed 10pm cut off that I mention, every bloody day.  It’s because I have to take morphine, tramadol, ciprofloxacin and a laxative.  I have to schedule my toilet times ……. and without going into too much detail it’s because the nerves and veins can’t currently communicate.  I take them at 8am (or when I wake up) and I take my second at 10pm to be timed for 11pm.  Now you know why I am 10am to 10pm.  I can take it later but once I have, well you don’t want to be worshipping my bum hahahahahahahaha.  I need specific medication to function.  You all now know.  When I say I am available until Midnight, I am but if I have an appointment after 10pm I need to prepare after that and that means I am up until 2am which I don’t mind but 10pm is my normal cut off point.  It means that if nothing is coming in, I can have a reasonably good nights sleep.

Over the last two months, I have found terrific support from my loyal clients, my friends on twitter, personal friends where I live and work colleagues.  I have also found a core of remoaners who see “Sex Worker” and decide to demean and insult me.  They’re usually well educated people but they don’t seem to understand that sex work is legal.  I did this work to get my accountancy qualifications and I stuck at it.  I like it, it supplements my income, I don’t harm anyone, I only see men over 21 and everything is nicely settled for me.  When they see my colourful profession online, they like to take the piss out of it.  I am usually more highly qualified than them and what makes me laugh is that they’re probably the same people who go out there and pay for a male / female or trans escort and think that they are respectable people, which they are, but they fail to remember that we are too and not every sex worker is a trafficked, or an abused sex worker from the People’s Republic of Lesbania (as Linda La Hughes would say).

Just because I am a sex worker, it does not make your opinion worth more than mine.  We all have an equal say in our democracy.  In my other professional career, about 80% of my colleagues are brexit too.  Financial services are not a remain type industry, we lead this field in the UK and the EU would love to get their grubby hands on it.  The remain voters that I have come across are often public sector university employees, who rely on EU funding, cyclists, council workers and civil servants, yes ………. people in jobs that are relatively secure.  They’re not joiners, welders, chambermaids or shopworkers, they are people with nice little stable lives.  Life isn’t like that unfortunately.  These people are not the normal joe public, driving a white van and wondering how to keep his family fed for the next six months in an unsecured job.  That’s the person I meet for an intimate encounter and who tells me about his struggles and that’s why I am very much Brexit.

Anyway, I hope you all have a good Christmas Break and here’s to an interesting 2019.  Let’s hope it’s a no-deal Brexit.