I Wish Clients Wouldn’t Ask For Threesomes

I am asked, at least twice or thrice a month if I can get another guy along for a future appointment.  Sometimes this is said in the heat of the moment with no intention on either part to follow it through but often it’s meant as a genuine enquiry.

As a general rule, I don’t offer threesomes.  I don’t mind a session with two clients who know each other and want to hire my service between them but it’s mainly a request for me to supply a usually “younger” guy to join us for an appointment.  I am always asked for this as an incall at my place, never the clients place or his hotel and I am always asked to make all of the arrangements.

Some clients give me notice of appointments, some don’t and I can have as little as 15 minutes notice for an incall at times, so how they expect me to have another male escort at my home, ready and refreshed is beyond me.  When I mention that it’s going to be twice the price, I have been greeted with “Well could we just do it as a half hour session and I’ll give you the hour rate for both of you to share”.  Right………… so you normally come to see me for an hour but as a thanks for organising someone else being there I will get half the usual fee.  Great incentive thanks.  On other occasions I have been greeted with “Well could I get a bit knocked off rather than it being double”, again Steve taking less for his trouble.

One thing that clients fail to grasp when asking for threesomes is this.  Most of my local appointments are incalls (to visit me) and not to visit a client in at his home.  If they don’t want an escort in their home, why do they think I would ?  I have nothing against other escorts but I have had trouble to my door before at the hands of escorts and so I would rather that the competition don’t know where I live.  It’s nothing personal co-workers and colleagues but whenever I am approached by other escorts to join in the threesome, they’ve been asked to organise, they nearly always ask me to host it too.  No I bloody can’t.

It’s not just the privacy aspect to it.  Who pays the other escort if you decide at 5.20pm you can’t make the 6pm.  Believe me, it has happened.  Obviously no one pays the other escort but I’ve been sat in my house with another escort waiting for a client who has then, in turn, let us down and have the lovely job of having to have to deal with their twisted face because they’ve been asked to drive to mine and had their time and travel wasted.  I’ve even picked up an escort and brought him to mine, to be cancelled on and had the petrol expense of taking them home.  Similarly I have had escorts flake on me 20 minutes before a client is due and had the client then disappointed, sometimes deciding not to go ahead with me alone when I contact him and therefore being the one inconvenienced yet again.

If the arrangement is between you and I then it’s unlikely to go wrong if we’re both reliable people (I know I am) but when a third party is introduced it becomes a headache.

It was only last week that a very regular guy I see often asked if he could bring along a gay escort from the coast who he sees from time to time.  This escort can’t accommodate and does “outdoor” appointments.  I declined and said no.  Not only was I expected to host but to see two men for the price of one.  Yes I know the other guy is also being paid but he’s not been arranged via me and therefore he’s another client in my eyes and one that won’t be paying.  That doesn’t sit well with me.  I wasn’t keen either on hosting an “outdoor” escort, who I know from past experience, will start asking me if he can use my home to entertain clients.  Been there……..done that…….never again.

Finally…..A few months ago I seen a gay couple from Newcastle for a threesome massage appointment, they were fantastic and we did it as an hour appointment but it was staged as a 20 minute massage each (separately) with 10 minutes fun thrown in at the end for us all to enjoy, a quick shower and away.  That fitted in nice.  They got around 30 minutes each from me, they didn’t take liberties and it was nicely timed and flowed well.  The other type of threesome where it involves a third party, escort or otherwise, rarely flows well and it takes one slight hic-cup and it all becomes a hideous mess.

I’d rather not do threesome appointments with another escort.  It’s too much like hard work sorry and I am always the one who comes off worse by upsetting escorts, clients or both through circumstance and no fault of my own.

Steve

@stevegayescort

2 responses to “I Wish Clients Wouldn’t Ask For Threesomes

  1. May I suggest, instead of a “no three-ways with other escorts” rule, that you treat it like a business proposal (for this is a business) with conditions for your client, such as:

    1. The client must pay full price for you and the other escort; no discounts or “half time splitting” just because it’s a three-way.

    2. YOU will choose the other escort—someone you know and are comfortable with—then inform the client who the other escort is (e.g., sending him a link to his Rentmen page or website). The client can decide if he wants him or not. I’d also charge the client for your headhunting work, especially if you have to look for more than one escort to meet his approval.

    3. The client must put a deposit down for both of you; if the client cancels, you both keep the deposits.

    4. Make sure the other escort knows if he cancels or is late or a no-show, he forfeits his share of the deposit. If the client then wants to cancel because it’s not the three-way he wanted, you still keep your deposit.

    5. If you have to pick up the other escort, tell him you will deduct a portion of his deposit for your travel expenses. If he doesn’t like it, he can take the bus!

    You get the idea; you can make up whatever terms you want. You might say some clients and escorts wouldn’t agree to such complicated terms—if they say no, then you smile and say, “No problem, I’m still happy to see you by myself like usual.” But a client might also say, “Sure, sounds good. Let’s go for it.” He can’t agree to the terms if you just say no right from the start.

    Yeah, doing this is a lot of extra work for you, but if you’re adding a headhunting fee, a deposit, and travel expenses for picking up the other escort, that’s additional money in your pocket for your trouble.

    • That’s fair enough but in practical terms that’s not always feasible.

      The post isn’t about what I will and won’t do or what I expect, it’s about the work that goes into it that clients don’t realise and the pitfalls for me as an escort for organising such an appointment. Clients won’t pay deposits, nor will escorts pay me out of pocket expenses and I couldn’t ask someone I am about to be intimate with to “get the bus”, that’s not the way to start off a friendly arrangement.

      I do choose the escort, then he arrives, client cancels. I have unhappy escort on my hands. This is why I discussed the client who wanted to bring an escort along that I didn’t know. It wasn’t happening. I would just rather not do threesome appointments than deal with the problems they create.

      Clients usually do pay full price but like in any job there is always someone looking for a deal.

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